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Ooh. Top secret angel business, huh? What’re you going to do? Dance on a pinhead? Lobby for National Cute Puppy Day?
Oct 2, 2025
If I programmed my own TV network, it would air good news! Just positive stories. Heroic stories. Cute puppy dogs doin' stuff.
To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through.
People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead.
I would recommend to those persons who are inclined to stagnate, whose blood is beginning to thicken sluggishly in their veins, to try keeping four dogs, two of which are puppies.
When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.
Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness?
No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.
When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad.
When the Man waked up he said, 'What is Wild Dog doing here?' And the Woman said, 'His name is not Wild Dog any more, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always.'
A dog can't think that much about what he's doing, he just does what feels right.
Everything I know, I learned from dogs.
Every dog has it's day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weakend.
Hounds follow those who feed them.
Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.
I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog
There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.
Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Every dog must have his day.
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
...he will be our friend for always and always and always.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.