Love Boat Quotes

I did a 'Love Boat!' And based on my trip on the 'Love Boat,' I said, 'I'd just as soon not do 'Fantasy Island.''

On my tombstone, I want written: 'He never did 'Love Boat!''

I love boats. I can be on a boat for days.

When I did a Love Boat, it would go to so many different countries, and I would travel there and get this incredible response!

I devoured TV - everything from Super Friends in the morning to Dukes of Hazzard and The Love Boat and Fantasy Island at night. I watched it all. There were only four channels, so you could actually consume all of television if you were good at changing the channel.

Do you know what our suicide rate would be if we didn't have television? Do you know how much happiness I've brought to people who couldn't get out of the house but could watch Love Boat?

Retirement, it seems, is the final fling. The love boat, the trip-around-the-world.

The love boat has crashed against the everyday.

One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat.

Like Andy Warhol and unlike God Almighty, Larry King does not presume to judge; all celebrities are equal in his eyes, saints and sinners alike sharing the same 'Love Boat' voyage into the dark beyond, a former sitcom star as deserving of pious send-off as Princess Diana.