Sad Dog Quotes

When people aren't having any fun, they seldom produce good work. Kill the grimness with laughter. Encourage exuberance. Get rid of sad dogs that spread gloom.

A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.

When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad.

Every dog has it's day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weakend.

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.

A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Death ends a life, not a relationship.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.