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I think about my life and what's important to me sometimes. Working for WWE and being a Diva has really been the only thing that's made me feel great about myself.
Sep 10, 2025
There's a Viper in Mizville!
It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
Me and Miz are one and the same. I share some of the qualities he has and I need to learn some things from him, but there's absolutely no jealousy here between the two of us.
Just when it's the two of us, he doesn't whine as much.
If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business.
I'm not Triple H, and I certainly am not John Cena.
It was me, Dad, that hired Stone Cold back. Dad, it was me!
I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.
I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.
William Regal, what does besmirched mean?
The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be
I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony.
And right now, you two jackwagons are right in the middle of my living room and I'm coming to take out the trash.
You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE.
J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
In this business, it is about making an impact.
Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
Welcome to Smackdown. This is where the franchise plays. That's Tazz, he's a thug. And that's Michael Cole, he's gay.
The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over.
If you're having trouble finding someone to play with, why don't you just go play with yourself.
If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.
Randy Orton is dangerous and that man is delusional!
Someone said DX over here? It was this dipshit with the cowboy hat over here.
We refer to the TLC Match as totally lacking coolness.
It's unrated, which means it's too confusing to possibly put a rating on.
Trust me, ... I know where my heart is and my heart's right here. I'm going to keep doing everything because I love to do it, but I will never sacrifice my time between the ropes. That's no shot to anybody. Everybody's got different career paths. This is mine.
And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!
Cena, love him or not, connects with the ticket buying public better than any one in the biz. End of story.
I want TNA to grow as a company, it’s better for me as a performer and me as a businessman. But how can they grow if every chance they get they are constantly talking about up north and the WWE?
So Carlito think about this: all the apple-biting.
To be the man, you gotta beat the man!
Baloney fudging mustard!
On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal... but forget so many important parts of me?
How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
On the night Test faced the Great One, this is what he'll see... twelve sharpshooters stinging, eleven eyebrows raising, ten spines a'bustin, nine noggins knocking, eight kicks a'kicking, seven punches punching, six suplexes smashing, five seconds of the people chanting The Rock's name... four Rock Bottoms, three People's Elbows, on your two buckteeth, and an ass-kicking all over New Orleans!
The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here!
I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!
Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.
You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!
You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.
If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.
Take a little walk down Know You Role Boulevard, hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and then proceed to check your Aunt Jemima no-pancake-havin' ass di-rectly into the Smackdown Hotel!
Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni.
I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are 100% .....Ass Free.
LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!
You were an ass long before I made one outta ya!
I pinned Kurt Angle two weeks ago in that tag match...so...I think I've proven that I can hang with the Olympic Hero.
Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!
If you continue to act now and be a member of the WWE Universe, you will see the same footage from... another... camera angle.