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You'll never get me into a tux. Not until I'm dead and I have no choice because that's what the undertaker put me in.
Sep 17, 2025
Philosophy always buries its undertakers.
I will claim the soul of The Undertaker
Who embalms the Undertaker when he dies?
Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh.
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.
If the eyes are the windows to the soul, you're not going to like the view.
My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker.
I don`t make mistakes. I bury them.
If you try me, I will make you famous.
Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants sweet things.
Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.
There is a great supply of amateur undertakers in show business.
One mistake up here and it's half a day out with the undertaker!
I have nothing against undertakers personally. It's just that I wouldn't want one to bury my sister.
The talent of a meat packer, the morals of a money changer, and the manners of an undertaker.
The pressure was always there, but I feel like it was almost invisible to me. I had too much going on once I got rolling with Evolution and won my first title. They say the cream rises to the top, and I felt like the cream. I rose to the top real quick, and I was surrounded by Triple H, Ric Flair, Shawn Michaels, Undertaker, these guys who were very well respected in the profession, and they wanted to work with me.
I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.
I don't want to go into a fridge at an undertaker's. I want you to keep me at home until the funeral. Please can someone sit with me in case I get lonely? I promise not to scare you.
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave
Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.
Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker
Failure is delay, but not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead-end street.
Man, I have absolutely zero ability into narrowing absolutely any of my favorites into just one, but I have to say, I gotta go between Undertaker and Triple H. Other than all the obvious reasons, but the biggest one for me, those are the only two guys, I could make a mistake and it would be okay. I could put the trust of the match, the story, and absolutely everything into their hands and let go of my control. I'm a control freak (laughs). Those are the only two guys I can let drive and take my hands off the steering wheel.
Cutting to the chase, I don't see Sting in WWE any time soon and especially not in the ring vs. the Undertaker in the Georgia Dome. I do think that Sting would be well served to explore potential marketing opportunities with WWE especially considering that all his 'greatest hits' which were in WCW are now owned by WWE.
I am my heart's undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin, and bury it in the depths of my memory, only to have to do it all again tomorrow.
Funeralese has had its ups and downs. The word 'morticians,' first used in Embalmers Monthly for February, 1895, was barred by the Chicago Tribune in 1932, 'not for lack of sympathy with the ambition of undertakers to be well regarded, but because of it. If they haven't the sense to save themselves from their own lexicographers, we shall not be guilty of abetting them in their folly.
Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is something we can avoid only by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.
It is great fun dying in the United States of America. It is great fun first of all for the undertakers who make a wonderful living out of it but also for the deceased who suddenly becomes the centre of attention and fuss.
I don't think The Undertaker and Triple H need Shawn Michaels to deliver a spectacular match or make this incredibly interesting. Those two can do that on their own. Right now, as far as I'm concerned, I'm going to be there watching it like everyone else.
No couple buying wedding rings wants to be reminded that someday one of them will have to accept the other one's ring from a nurse or an undertaker.
Marley was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it. And Scrooge's name was good upon 'Change for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.
In the busy city, dying might be resented as a breach of good taste, and the body hastily dispatched to the undertaker and the crematorium; but in Lost Haven, where a man's mates had to turn out and dig his grave, it was an occasion shared by the whole community.
Graphic designers are idea embalmers, loving undertakers preserving bits of data like to many butterflies pinned to felt in a jewel box.
You can't hide... from The Deadman.
When a doctor refuses money, even the most ethical ones, you usually start driving a good bargain with the undertaker.
I had to leave school at 14 because my father got injured in the mines and I had to support my family. I was an undertakers assistant, then a plasterer, before doing my military service in the RAF. All the while, I was doing amateur dramatics and dreaming of getting a scholarship to the Bristol Old Vic Theatre School.
You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!
I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.
I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I’m still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass.
As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.
apathy is about as near to the undertaker as you can get.
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
Failure is not fatal. Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. It should challenge us to new heights of accomplishments, not pull us to new depths of despair. From honest failure can come valuable experience.
They have passed the big inheritance tax, and that gets you when you are gone. You used to could die and be able to beat taxes, but not now. The undertaker don't go over your body as carefully as the assessor does your accumilated assets, and he gets his before the undertaker. They have it on these big fortunes now where they pay as high as 60 to 70 percent of what they leave. That's mighty expensive dying when it runs into money like that, and you won't see 'em dropping off as casually as they have been.
You can't judge the ability of a doctor by the amount of praise the undertakers give him.
The business aspects of the Fourth of July is not perfect as it stands. See what it costs us every year with loss of life, the crippling of thousands with its fireworks, and the burning down of property. It is not only sacred to patriotism and universal freedom, but to the surgeon, the undertaker, the insurance offices - and they are working it for all it is worth.