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"You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike."

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My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

— Woody Allen

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

— Dave Barry

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