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"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."

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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

— Dave Attell

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It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!

— Lewis Black

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