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"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."

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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

— Groucho Marx

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Bobby Knight told me this: 'There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense.' In other words a good offense wins.

— Dan Quayle

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