George Carlin Quotes | We're having something a little different thi...

"We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing"

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Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".

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But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; Enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin-pie!

— Margaret Junkin Preston

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