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Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.
Sep 10, 2025
The atmosphere of Venus consists of ammonia, sulfur, and nitric oxide. Man must have lived there once.
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
I had always been warned that American didn't always get sarcasm
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is the language I don't understand.
By rights, satire is a lonely and introspective occupation, for nobody can describe a fool to the life without much patient self-inspection.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.
With a touch of sarcasm. "Glass is an amazing material. Versatile.
I like a girl who's smart, they have to be able to grasp witty sarcasm.
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies.
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
Art must always remain earnest... Art must be serious, no sarcasm, comedy. One does not laugh at a loved one.
Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have.
The less experienced a doctor is, the higher are his notions of professional dignity . . .
I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.
A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel.
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
Creative semantics is the key to contemporary government; it consists of talking in strange tongues lest the public learn the inevitable inconveniently early.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
We had and incident. I took care of it." "Really." Jace's voice dripped sarcasm. "Do you even know how to use that knife, Clarissa? Without poking a hole in yourself or any innocent bystanders?
All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
For some reason that only a sociologist might be able to accurately explain, the Brazilian Press was extremely unkind to me, reporting only selective derogatory untruthful rumors (some of which are still around), harsh criticism, and unwarranted sarcasm. I was very hurt by this. It was such great disappointment... When I came back from Brazil at that time, I made a promise to myself that I would never, ever again sing in Brazil. So far [as of 2002], I have kept this promise, having declined each and every invitation or proposals to perform in Brazil. Once was enough!
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Satire is a sort of glass wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own; which is the chief reason for that kind reception it meets with in the world, and that so very few are offended with it.
Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.
Teenagers are bored. By everything. Show a teenager an actual volcanic eruption, in progress, featuring giant billowing clouds of smoke, hot rocks raining from the sky, lava floes destroying entire villages, etc., and the teenager, eyebrows arched with sarcasm, will look at you and say, "Gee, this is swell," then return to the rental car, turn on his portable CD player, and listen to a band called Stomach Contents.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
When my wife and I met, I couldn't talk to her - and my defense mechanism is sarcasm. I belittle someone with verbal pokes and prods. I did it to her out of complete awe. When friends introduced us, I said 'Hi' - and turned my back. Later, I called my mom and best friend and said, 'I think I just met my wife.'
Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.
My uncle, Mr. Stephen Maple, had been at the same time the most successful and the least respectable of our family, so that we hardly knew whether to take credit for his wealth or to feel ashamed of his position.
You know, your sarcasm isn’t appreciated right now. I’ve been drugged, beaten, nearly raped, saved, drugged again, hijacked, and now threatened by you. Tell me, what else should I look forward to? Torture, or just a good maiming? (Kiara)
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
You really don’t want to take that tone with me. (Varyk) Well, I do have several others we can choose from. Contemptuous. Angry. Snide. Aggravated. How about I just settle on extreme sarcasm and we call it even? (Dev)
We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous.
Goresthorpe Grange is a feudal mansion - or so it was termed in the advertisement which originally brought it under my notice. Its right to this adjective had a most remarkable effect upon its price, and the advantages gained may possibly be more sentimental than real. Still, it is soothing to me to know that I have slits in my staircase through which I can discharge arrows; and there is a sense of power in the fact of possessing a complicated apparatus by means of which I am enabled to pour molten lead upon the head of the casual visitor.
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
Critics are reprimanded when they get sarcastic. How absurd! Is the torch of criticism supposed to shine without burning?
Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is a fascinating monster. I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to save the planet.