"I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen.""

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There was scarcely a woman alive, it seemed, who could resist the urge to haul men down onto beds, car seats, kitchen floors, dining-room tables, park grass, parlor sofas, or packing crates, entwine warm thighs around them, and pant in ecstasy.

— Russell Baker