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"Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!"

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

— Groucho Marx

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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

— Joan Rivers

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