Funny Being Single Quotes

The ideal man is his own best friend and takes delight in privacy.

To be exempt from the passions with which others are tormented, is the only pleasing solitude.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

You are the guy who'll decide where to go.

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with them. -Carrie Bradshaw

I must learn to love the fool in me the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries.

He is his own best friend and takes delight in privacy whereas the man of no virtue or ability is his own worst enemy and is afraid of solitude.

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.

I love being single. It's almost like being rich.

I don't like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.

I love being single. I can come and go as I please and stay out as late as I want to.

I celebrate myself, and sing myself.

I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came to the end, the more difficult it got. You don't see things clearly as long as you're still involved.

I don't need anyone to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we will ever have is the one with ourselves.

Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" on your heart.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.

Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.

You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. Of all the people you will know in the lifetime, you are the only one you will never leave or lose.

You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single relationship that is truly central and crucial in a life is the relationship to the self.

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

I'm single because I was born that way.

Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.

You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.