Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.

There is a terrible hunger for love. We all experience that in our lives - the pain, the loneliness. We must have the courage to recognize it. The poor you may have right in your own family. Find them. Love them.

When I get lonely these days, I think: So BE lonely, Liz. Learn your way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in your life. Welcome to the human experience. But never again use another person's body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilled yearnings.

You cannot be with someone just because you don’t want to hurt him. You have your own happiness to think about.

Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.

You're not a coward just because you don't want to hurt people.

Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.

The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

I won`t cry for you, my mascara`s too expensive

Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end.

If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.

Learn your way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in your life. Welcome to the human experience.

You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. Of all the people you will know in the lifetime, you are the only one you will never leave or lose.

I regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world operates according to different rules than my regular human world.

You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single relationship that is truly central and crucial in a life is the relationship to the self.

But never again use another person's body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilling yearnings.

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.

I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself.

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

I'm single because I was born that way.

We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies.

Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.

Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

To love blindly is to love selfishly, because the goal of such love is not the real advantage of the beloved but only the exercise of love in our own souls.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Avant-garde means never having to say you're sorry.

Vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.

For the taxable investor, indexing means never having to say you're sorry.

Being an American means never having to say you're sorry.