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"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."

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When you fail to succeed the first time, keep trying. It's called life.

— William Cranch Bond

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I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but I'd rather go into anything with gusto and fail than go into it half-assed.

— Kirstie Alley

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