Johnny Carson Quotes | Married men live longer than single men. But ...

"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."

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My wife assures me she didn't sleep with Tiger Woods, but how can I believe her?

— Tim Piper

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Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

— Woody Allen

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