Woody Allen Quotes | Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages....

"Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third."

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

— Johnny Carson

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If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams

— Jim Carrey

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