Tim Allen Quotes | My mom said the only reason men are alive is ...

"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance."

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No one really knows why they are alive until they know what they'd die for.

— Martin Luther King, Jr.

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The whole point of being alive is to evolve into the complete person you were intended to be.

— Oprah Winfrey

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