W. C. Fields Quotes | A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even h...

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

— Dorothy Parker

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