Beer Drinkers Quotes

Economists often talk about the 80/20 Principle, which is the idea that in any situation roughly 80 percent of the “work” will be done by 20 percent of the participants. In most societies, 20 percent of criminals commit 80 percent of crimes. Twenty percent of motorists cause 80 percent of all accidents. Twenty percent of beer drinkers drink 80 percent of all beer. When it comes to epidemics, though, this disproportionality becomes even more extreme: a tiny percentage of people do the majority of the work.

I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.

The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn't come down.

I think I'm a girly beer drinker - I like the fruity ones. And the radler has lower alcohol.

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

A little bit of beer is divine medicine.

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer. In truth, brand loyalty in beer makes no more sense than 'vegetable loyalty' in food. Can you imagine it? “No thanks, I'll pass on the mashed potatoes, carrots, bread and roast beef. Me, I'm strictly a broccoli man.'

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?

He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.

Instead of water we got here a draught of beer, a lumberer's drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once,-which would make him see green, and, if he slept, dream that he heard the wind sough among the pines.

Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

They who drink beer will think beer.

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Good people drink good beer.

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

I find the treatment of royalty distinctly peculiar. The royal family lives in palaces heavily screened from prying eyes by fences, grounds, gates, guards, all designed to ensure the family absolute privacy. And every newspaper in London carried headlines announcing PRINCESS ANNE HAS OVARIAN CYST REMOVED. I mean you're a young girl reared in heavily guarded seclusion and every beer drinker in every pub knows the precise state of your ovaries.