W. C. Fields Quotes | Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody f...

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."

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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

— W. C. Fields

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Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

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