Day Drinking Quotes

I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.

I'm very open about the fact that I'm a big fan of day drinking. I also love cooking. I cook all day, and I have to have something in my hand while I'm doing that.

Kim Jong Il made his staff call him “dear” and spent the day drinking cognac. It's like I have a twin, ladies and gentlemen.

We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt.

Drinking is a way of ending the day.

May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.

I like my whisky old and my women young.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.