Funny Brother Quotes

Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight.

You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!

Oh, brothers! I don't care for brothers. My elder brother won't die, and my younger brothers seem never to do anything else.

My brother is one of my true heroes. Steady and sober where I am impulsive and emotional.

...the thing with brothers is, you're supposed to take turns being the keeper. Sometimes you get to sit down and be the brother who is kept.

Half the time when brothers wrestle, it's just an excuse to hug each other.

One can be a brother only in something. Where there is no tie that binds men, men are not united but merely lined up.

Being his real brother I could feel I live in his shadows, but I never have and I do not now. I live in his glow.

Nothing can stop me from loving my brother.

There is a little boy inside the man who is my brother... Oh, how I hated that little boy. And how I love him too.

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

Let's go hand in hand, not one before another.

It takes two men to make one brother.

I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. I sought my God, but my God eluded me. I sought my brother and I found all three.

When I look at each of my brothers, I see two things. First, I see the next place I want to leave a rosy welt. Second, I see a good man who will always be there, no matter how hard life gets for me or him. Then, I get out of the way because I realize he's coming at me with a wet dish towel.

The younger brother must help to pay for the pleasures of the elder.

We came into the world like brother and brother, And now let's go hand in hand, not one before another.

I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law.

There is a destiny which makes us brothers; none goes his way alone. All that we send into the lives of others comes back into our own.

The best thing about having four big brothers is you always have someone to do something for you.

Never make a companion equal to a brother.

Brothers don't necessarily have to say anything to each other - they can sit in a room and be together and just be completely comfortable with each other.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.

It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.

Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, 'You're tearing up the grass'; 'We're not raising grass,' Dad would reply. 'We're raising boys.'

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

I, who have no sisters or brothers, look with some degree of innocent envy on those who may be said to be born to friends.

Children of the same family, the same blood, with the same first associations and habits, have some means of enjoyment in their power, which no subsequent connections can supply.

All men were made by the Great Spirit Chief. They are all brothers.

When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life.

Blessed is the servant who loves his brother as much when he is sick and useless as when he is well and an be of service to him. And blessed is he who loves his brother as well when he is afar off as when he is by his side, and who would say nothing behind his back he might not, in love, say before his face.

I don't believe an accident of birth makes people sisters or brothers. It makes them siblings, gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and brotherhood is a condition people have to work at.

Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It.

Ignore reality, there's nothing you can do about it.

I never had little brothers, so I was totally not used to hearing a lot of cussing at a young age! I learned what 'pull my finger' meant the hard way.