Funny Famous Last Words Quotes

Ah, that tastes nice. Thank you.

I know not what tomorrow will bring.

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

The taste of death is upon my lips.  I feel something that is not of this earth.

I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.

All right, then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us has got to go.

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!

She did it the hard way.

Jesus, I love you. Jesus, I love you.

I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

This is the last of earth! I am content.

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case.

That was a great game of golf, fellers.

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

Did you think I was immortal?

I love you Sarah. For all eternity, I love you.

Do you hear the rain? Do you hear the rain?

I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is correct.

I have offended God and mankind because my work didn't reach the quality it should have.

All my possessions for a moment of time.

Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal?

Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.

I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room.

I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a God damn thing.

I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.

That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.

I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known.

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.

A miserable, self-destructive, death rocker...better to burn out than to fade away.

I have something to say: it's better to burn out, than to fade away.

It's better to burn out, than to fade away.

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying.

I am not the least afraid to die

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

Dammit, don't you dare ask God to help me!

I'll be in hell before you start breakfast - let her rip!

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...