Funny Kitchen Quotes

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

Before Julia Child there was only onion dip.

...no one is born a great cook, one learns by doing.

Cooking requires confident guesswork and improvisation-- experimentation and substitution, dealing with failure and uncertainty in a creative way

Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need.

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.

The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you've got to have a what-the-hell attitude.

Life itself is the proper binge.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.

Cooking is about passion, so it may look slightly temperamental in a way that it's too assertive to the naked eye.

Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.