Funny Soccer Quotes

He hit the post, and after the game people will say, well, he hit the post.

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey.

Kicked wide of the goal with such precision

Systems are made by players rather than players making systems

At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.

Yes, he is not unused to playing in midfield, but at the same time he's not used to playing there either.

John Bond has brought in a young left-sided midfield player, who I guess will play on the left side of midfield.

The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more European.

Well Kerry, you're 19 and you're a lot older than a lot of people younger than yourself.

The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.

The margin is very marginal.

Portsmouth are at Huddersfield, which is always away

I don't hold water with that theory

Wembley way is beginning to blacked with people in terms of red and blue

Believe it or not, goals can change a game.

I think you and the referee were in a minority of one, Billy.

At least is was a victory and at least we won

And at the end of the season you can only do as well as what you have done

Ardilies always says "If you're confident you're always totally different to the player that's lacking confidence"

Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result

That's a question mark everyone's asking

Well as for Ian Rush, he's perfectly fit, apart, that is, from his physical fitness

I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again.

And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton

In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches

Whelan was in the position he was, exactly

The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23!

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win

Well Ibrox is filling up slowly, but rapidly

If England had scored in the first half, I think the young legs would have found younger hearts inside them

I've had 14 bookings this season-eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable.

Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford.

The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath.

They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat

The only thing I have in common with George Best is that we came from the same place, play for the same club and were discovered by the same man

This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really.

The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.

Messi scores a goal and celebrates. Cristiano scores a goal and poses like he's in a shampoo commercial.

Bryan Robson, well, he does what he does and his future is in the future

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.

I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.

I don't know if that result's enough to life Birmingham off the bottom of the table, although it'll certainly take them above Sunderland

Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one.

Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.

In Scotland football hooliganism has been met by banning alcohol from grounds but in England this solution has been circumnavigated

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee.

And Watford acknowledge the support of the crowd, indeed of the crowd that supported them