Masturbation Quotes

German radicalism: freedom-masturbation.

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

Communication without a purpose is artistic masturbation.

I even made love to myself once. Uhh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that.

Masturbation is good for the right arm.

When you turn out the light, I've got to hand it to me. Looks like it's you and me again tonight Rosie.

I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to real sex

The whole point is you're telling a story to an audience. So when there's no audience, it's like cinematic masturbation.

The act of writing itself is done in secret, like masturbation.

What was said about him, what the females needed to believe about him, was just oral masturbation for mouths that needed to be otherwise occupied.

Virtual sex, no matter how realistic, was really nothing but glorified, computer-assisted masturbation.

Philosophy stands in the same relation to the study of the actual world as masturbation to sexual love.

Philosophy is to science as masturbation is to sex.

Female masturbation is permissible unconditionally.

Writing a book is like masturbation, and making a movie is like an orgy.

Clinton masturbates in the sinks.

Writing is like a mental masturbation to me.

When they say take from my body, I think I'll take from mine instead. Getting off, getting off while they're all down stairs.

I thought the whole masturbation thing was really odd and really weird.

You just sit home and masturbate. The phone is going to ring soon, but you just can't wait.

Stars today are just masturbation images.

[On masturbation:] I think that it is part of human sexuality, and perhaps it should be taught.

Well, one thing you can say for masturbation... you certainly don't have to look your best.

I think the internet is the greatest waste of time since masturbation was discovered.

Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.

Love is what makes sex more than masturbation. If there is no love even if you are really with a partner you masturbate with a partner.

Masturbation is the thinking man's television.

Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.

I wanna go south and get some more. Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine, they say I better stop or I'll go blind.

Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.

I'm a promoter of masturbation. Don't sleep around...learn yourself first! Guys do it, but girls don't. They should.

In masturbation there is nothing but loss.

I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.

Physics is to mathematics what sex is to masturbation.

The only shame in masturbation is the shame of not doing it well.

If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.

I jerk off 'til I bust blood.

We all have our individual romantic or idealistic ideas. To get information that masturbation is our basic form of sex is hard, because who wants to admit they're masturbating?

Remember: People who live in glass houses can see you masturbating in their bushes.

I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me, "There's no masturbation in the DC Universe." To which my reaction was, "Well, that explains a lot about the DC Universe."

Many male habitues of massage parlors, like Talese, did not like solitary masturbation; in the parlance of the younger generation, it was a "downer." And yet to be masturbated by an appealing masseuse, to be in the physical presence of a woman with whom there was some communication and understanding, if not love, was gratifying and fun.

No matter what your race, creed or sexual preference, there is a word that people use to describe you that is very nasty. It's what we all have in common. That, and masturbation.

Bouldering is like masturbation: not as good as the real thing but you don't need to worry about your protection.

Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first things the little boys and girls learn is to be righteous and holy and not piss against the wall. They study those passages more than they study any others, except those which incite to masturbation. Those they hunt out and study in private.

We can learn to ignore the bullshit in the Bible about gay people. The same way we have learned to ignore the bullshit in the Bible about shellfish, about slavery, about dinner, about farming, about menstruation, about virginity, about masturbation.

When the sex war is won prostitutes should be shot as collaborators for their terrible betrayal of all women.

My words, my writing, my actions—these have never been for myself alone, either directly or indirectly. There is no such thing as an artist who creates art only for himself. That is masturbation.

You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert.

You don't have to have a man! Masturbation is especially useful for older women, because men die sooner than we do. And so: Use it or lose it. It's not critical that every woman wants to stay juiced up. But if they do, it's perfectly fine. It's a lot easier to feel sexy and perform safely when you're flexible and have a certain amount of strength left. If you keep moving - walking, staying strong, doing squats - then having sex is both safer and more pleasurable, and you feel more empowered and better about yourself.