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I like to write when I feel spiteful; it's like having a good sneeze.
Sep 17, 2025
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
Be able to sneeze without sounding ridiculous. That means neither stifling yourself or spraying your immediate vicinity.
The Italians have voices like peacocks - German gives me a cold in the head - and Russian is nothing but sneezing
Sneezing absorbs all the functions of the soul just as much as the [sexual] act, but we do not draw from it the same conclusions against the greatness of man, because it is involuntary; although we bring it about, we do so involuntarily. It is not for the sake of the thing in itself but for another end, and is therefore not a sign of man's weakness, or his subjection to this act.
You hang around actors, or dancers, the minute you sneeze, everybody has a remedy, and we're all on a million different kinds of diets, and different kinds of things that we do for exercise.
Can't we sleep ten minutes more? I was having a lovely dream about sneezing without covering my mouth, and giving everybody germs.
All on-set kisses are weird, no matter who it is, especially with people standing around coughing and sneezing. It's very uncomfortable!
If you take a reasonable amount of vitamin C regularly, the incidence of the common cold goes down. If you get a cold and start immediately, as soon as you start sneezing and sniffling, the cold just doesn't get going.
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
The Cat on your hearthstone to this day presages, By solemnly sneezing, the coming of rain!
I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.
Music is the only thing in this world, with the exception of sneezing and looking at the sunset, that takes you to a place that's above the mundane. Everything else is just bullshit.
It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.
He stepped forward, took a deep breath, and doubled over in a sneezing fit. My werewolf was allergic to tortoises. Why me?
Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes! he only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases!
Rumors of sneezing, kissing, tears, sweat, and saliva spreading AIDS caused people to panic.
Winter's here, and you feel lousy: You're coughing and sneezing; your muscles ache; your nose is an active mucus volcano. These symptoms -- so familiar at this time of year -- can mean only one thing: Tiny fanged snails are eating your brain.
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