"If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck"

Next Quote

But most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten. They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury's, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.

— Alan Bennett