Jeff Foxworthy Quotes | If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro fr...

"If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck."

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Ol' Shoot from the Lip," we call him.

— Larry Speakes

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I'm the only actress in Hollywood who didn't pay to have these lips.

— Sandra Bernhard

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