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— Jeff Foxworthy"You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap."
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One of my favorite sights is to look across a room packed with people with their Bibles in their laps, studying who God is and what God has said- after midnight.
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They say that cats are the only animal that can sit in your lap and ignore you. To which I say: you've never been to the Spearmint Rhino.
— Dana Gould
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