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"Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before."

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No one is as capable of gratitude as one who has escaped the kingdom of night.

— Elie Wiesel

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Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.

— P. J. O'Rourke

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