Beagles The Dog Quotes

Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.

Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.

No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

Every dog must have his day.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.