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He's a great writer. If I didn't think so I wouldn't have tried to kill him... I was the champ and when I read his stuff I knew he had something. So I dropped a heavy glass skylight on his head at a drinking party. But you can't kill the guy. He's not human.
Sep 17, 2025
No man does right by a woman at a party.
She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked.
The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.
[N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
On with the dance! let joy be unconfin'd No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet To chase the Glowing Hours with Flying feet
To chase the glowing hours with flying feet.
Time flies when you are having fun.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.
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