Don't Drink Alcohol Quotes

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.

My body is weird. I can't drink strong drinks. I can't even drink cough medicine - I used to cry when my mom forced me. I don't drink alcohol.

I don't have hardly any caffeine, I don't drink alcohol and I watch my red meat intake. My diet at the minute seems to be verging towards the vegetarian, which is surprising me because I tend to just listen to what my body is fancying.

Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?

I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

And I have always told the patients when I talk to them. When they come around and say, "What will you have to drink? Oh that's right you don't drink." Just speak up and say, 'Of course I drink. But I just don't drink alcohol.'

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.

He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol.

And then you have the responsibility and the duty of being good examples to youngsters, not smoke, training hard, go to bed early, don't drink alcohol, don't take drugs, it's very important to have a policy for educating against doping.

If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

I don't trust people who don't use profanity.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.

Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.

I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

I am fussy, about my diet and straining my voice. I know, sounds a bit over the top. But I'm not as bad as I used to be. These days I don't drink alcohol for five days before a show - very dehydrating for the vocal cords, and all that acid reflux. I used to ban it for a fortnight. Nightmare.

If you don't know where you're going any road will do