Scotch Whisky Quotes

There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.

The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.

My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.

I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto of man's determination to use the resources of nature to refresh mind and body and enjoy to the full the senses with which he has been endowed.

Scotch Whisky is about the only thing left that is guaranteed to bring comfort to mankind.

Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.

I was brought up to believe that Scotch whisky would need a tax preference to survive in competition with Kentucky bourbon.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.

Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

I like my whisky old and my women young.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.

My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.

Cuban cigars are an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. If you're not used to them, you'll get a headache, you'll find them much too strong. But to a cigar connoisseur, a longtime smoker, if you have a well-made, well-aged one, there is nothing like a Cuban cigar. Getting them is the ultimate mission; any cigar lover would do anything

An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky.