Scotch Whiskey Quotes

I love whiskey and haggis. I can't get enough of either.

There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

Between his eyes, there were four lines, the marks of such misery as children should never feel. He spoke with that wonderful whisky voice that so many Spanish children have, and he was a tough and entire little boy.

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.

The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.

My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.

I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can be used as a flavoring for a dessert.

The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto of man's determination to use the resources of nature to refresh mind and body and enjoy to the full the senses with which he has been endowed.

Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life!

Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.

Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

I like my whisky old and my women young.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.

My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.

Consider the death of Princess Diana. This accident involved an English citizen, with an Egyptian boyfriend, crashed in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian, who was drunk on Scotch whiskey, followed closely by Italian paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, and finally treated with Brazilian medicines by an American doctor. In this case, even leaving aside the fame of the victims, a mere neighborhood canvass would hardly have completed the forensic picture, as it might have a generation before.