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Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.
Sep 14, 2025
Life is too short to drink bad wine.
I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.
A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
They who drink beer will think beer.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
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