Stupid Jokes Quotes

You don't make stupid jokes in art.

All day my mind drifts off into fantasies and little stupid jokes.

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

I realised that all one really had to do was just observe. Observe and slightly exaggerate, and you had comedy. Instead of creating a mythical premise for a stupid joke, I found playing off truth got the best result.

If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.

There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on TV that night or that week.

My knowledge of the universe is that if I write stupid jokes, the universe gives me a really nice house and great meals. I do not believe mankind will ever develop a formula to explain this.

I said it, just like that. No stupid jokes, no changing the subject. For once, I wasn't embarrassed, because it was the truth. I had fallen. I think I had always been falling. And she might as well know, if she didn't already, because there was no going back now. Not for me.

It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and, as a consequence, suffer from premature laugh-ejaculation.

All humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it?

I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around the house interviewing everybody, telling stupid jokes, doing voices. I mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., people on 'Laugh-In,' Flip Wilson.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

It's just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is hilarious, so no. You know what it is? People are adults and they know they're at a comedy show but every once in a while somebody isn't an adult and then for some reason, you know, it's lazy reporting. They're trying to create this thing that isn't happening. It's not like people go in there and are just sitting with laptops open getting ready to blog about every stupid joke.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.