Swiss Cheese Quotes

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

Willy Loman: I don't want change, I want Swiss cheese!

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.

The second mouse gets the cheese!

They shot me. (Talon) No, bud. They turned you into Swiss cheese. (Nick)

You look at our borders, they're like swiss cheese, everybody pours in.

Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss

Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think it's cheddar. It's the only cheese you can bite and miss. "Hey Mitch - does that sandwich have cheese on it?" "Every now and then!"

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

My first [executive orders as a President] would be to get rid of a lot of the executive orders, especially on the border where President [Barack] Obama wants people to pour through like we're Swiss cheese.

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.