Witty Wine Quotes

When there is plenty of wine, sorrow and worry take wing.

Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.

If food is the body of good living, wine is its soul.

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?

The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.

Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.

The older I get, the better I was.

Life is too short to drink bad wine.

Wine makes every meal an occasion.

Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized.

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried with fewer tensions and more tolerance.

Beer is made by men, wine by God.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Good wine is a good familiar creature if it be well used.

Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That's all we shall know for truth Before we grow old and die.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.

Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.

I love everything that's old, - old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine.

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.