Dog Food Quotes

The pressure to perform is relentless in today's workplace - regardless of where you work. We are all being asked to do more with less. I think what we could borrow from the culture of Silicon Valley is "eat your own dog food ." That is an expression used by tech types to mean using what you make or sell.

Grief is a bad moon, a sleeper wave. It's like having an inner combatant, a saboteur who, at the slightest change in the sunlight, or at the first notes of a jingle for a dog food commercial, will flick the memory switch, bringing tears to your eyes.

Stepping to me? Yo, that's the wrong move. So what you on, hobbs, dope or dog food?

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!

It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.

Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.

Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?

Standing in the corridor was a large plastic bin on wheels. He looked inside. Empty tins of dog food. That explained the spaghetti with meat sauce. Oh well, he'd eaten worse.

Today Christians spend more money on dog food then missions

What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food.

Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away.

I'm interested in things when I don't know what they are. Like "Hey, Ray, what the hell is this?" Oh, that's lipstick from the 1700s, that's dog food from the turn of the century, that's a hat from World War II. I'm interested in the minutiae of things. Oddities.

What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.

When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center.

Families buying dog food now, starvation roams the streets. Babies die before their born, infected by the grief.

It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

It’s not the advertising - it’s the dog food. Every time anybody has a look at it or has a lick of it, they don’t like it.

In 1916, when Johnny Heartfield and I invented photomontage in my studio at the south end of the town at five o'clock one May morning, we had no idea of the immense possibilities, or of the thorny but successful career, that awaited the new invention. On a piece of cardboard we pasted a mishmash of advertisements for hernia belts, student song books and dog food, labels from schnaps and wine bottles, and photographs from picture papers, cut up at will in such a way as to say, in pictures, what would have been banned by the censors if we had said it in words.

The impetus behind going to graduate school was a year after graduating from college spent in Dallas working at the dog food factory and Bank America and not having met success in my chosen field, which at that point was being an actress.