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Farewell, woman! I intend Henceforth every night to sit With my lewd, well-natured friend, Drinking to engender wit.
Sep 17, 2025
No poems can please long or live that are written by water drinkers.
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit.
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason
Well to me growing, up I've had my own psychological war with my parents dying at such a young age. My mother was killed by a drunk driver, then two months later my father drowned. He was out with his friends drinking and on medication for depression, and he didn't come out of the water alive. Growing up with sexual abuse and having to be in gangs and dealing with my own trauma; finding the cultural identity when I was 16, and learning those traditional ways saved me from hurting myself.
Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do tomorrow.
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
If all be true that I do think, There are five reasons we should drink: Good wine - a friend - or being dry - Or lest we should be by and by - Or any other reason why.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.
Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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