Funny Morning Coffee Quotes

It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.

Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.

Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat.

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.

What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.

I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.

Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.

Given enough coffee I could rule the world

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

Wake up and smell the coffee.

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.

Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'

A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfect!

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.