Funny Good Morning Quotes

I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing with your life?'

Men all do about the same thing when they wake up.

You know that feeling when you wake up in the morning and you're excited for the day? That's one of my main goals in life.

I`m not a morning person.

It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.

Death is the final wake-up call.

In God we trust; all others bring data.

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Sadness flies on the wings of the morning, and out of the heart of darkness comes the light.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Morning without you is a dwindled dawn.

It is well to be up before daybreak, for such habits contribute to health, wealth, and wisdom.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it.

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities.

The world is new to us every morning - and every man should believe he is reborn each day

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

The longest way must have its close - the gloomiest night will wear on to a morning.

Nothing is more beautiful than the loveliness of the woods before sunrise.

I vow to live fully in each moment.

Love. Fall in love and stay in love. Write only what you love, and love what you write. The key word is love. You have to get up in the morning and write something you love, something to live for.

Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.

In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs.

Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening.

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'

You have to get up every morning and tell yourself 'I can do this.'

There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.

Somedays you just have to create your own sunshine.

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive.

I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'

I get up every morning and it's going to be a great day. You never know when it's going to be over so I refuse to have a bad day.

She says you're not awake until you're actually out of bed and standing up.

I avoid that bleak first hour of the working day during which my still sluggish senses and body make every chore a penance. I find that in arriving later, the work which I do perform is of a much higher quality.

Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend - or a meaningful day.

He got out of bed and peeped through the blinds. To the east and opposite to him gardens and an apple-orchard lay, and there in strange liquid tranquility hung the morning star, and rose, rilling into the dusk of night the first grey of dawn. The street beneath its autumn leaves was vacant, charmed, deserted.

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.

If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.

Outside, there was that predawn kind of clarity, where the momentum of living has not quite captured the day. The air was not filled with conversation or thought bubbles or laughter or sidelong glances. Everyone was sleeping, all of their ideas and hopes and hidden agendas entangled in the dream world, leaving this world clear and crisp and cold as a bottle of milk in the fridge.

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.