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Abundant choice doesn't force us to look for the absolute best of everything. It allows us to find the extremes in those things we really care about, whether that means great coffee, jeans cut wide across the hips, or a spouse who shares your zeal for mountaineering, Zen meditation, and science fiction.
Sep 10, 2025
Good coffee is a benefit, but great coffee is a reward, and the difference between good and great is just pennies a day.
There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.
If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
Coffee as drunk in England, debilitates the stomach, and produces a slight nausea ... it is usually made from bad Coffee, served out tepid and muddy, and drowned in a deluge of water.
I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.
I don't know how people live without coffee, I really don't.
Coffee: Induces wit. Good only if it comes through Havre. After a big dinner party it is taken standing up. Take it without sugar - very swank: gives the impression you have lived in the East.
Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat.
To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.
Ah! How sweet coffee tastes! Lovelier than a thousand kisses, sweeter far than muscatel wine!
Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.
Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
The powers of a man's mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.
Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it's on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw.
The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it. While you continue to be splenetic, count upon it I will always preach. Thus much I sympathize with you that I am not cheerful enough to write, for I believe Coffee once a week is necessary to that.
What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.
Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night.
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.
Given enough coffee I could rule the world
He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.
The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.
Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.
Wake up and smell the coffee.
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.
Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.
You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here.
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfect!
You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee.
That's something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee's all ready and it isn't.
Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.
It is disgusting to notice the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects, and the amount of money that goes out of the country as a consequence. Everybody is using coffee; this must be prevented. His Majesty was brought up on beer, and so were both his ancestors and officers. Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.
As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move…similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.