Moron Quotes

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

I think President Bush is a moron! I think that the only reason he was voted into office is because his family is a very founded political family and they have a lot of power in the world.

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid…morons not included. (Apollymi)

You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.

No matter what I said they insisted on thinking of God as something outside themselves. Something that yearns to take every indolent moron to His breast and comfort him. The notion that the effort has to be their own . . . and that the trouble they are in is all their own doing . . . is one that they can't or won't entertain.

But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I'm a complete moron.

I'm a technological moron. I have, I have problems with like.. the television

Im a techno moron. I need help just to plug in my video camera.

I asked Mr. Vann which O levels you need to write situation comedy for television. Mr. Vann said that you don't need qualifications at all, you just need to be a moron.

Testosterone is a great equalizer, it turns all men into morons.

If you don't vote, you're a moron.

Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones

Some people think I'm a total moron and I would hope most people think I'm very good at what I do.

I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.

There are nice things in the world - and I mean nice things. We're all such morons to get so sidetracked.

...I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience.

So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

But, of course only morons would ever think or speak of themselves as intellectuals. That's why they all look so sad.

If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.

A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?

An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

Nature abhors a moron.

Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons.

The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything.

There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.

Maybe I'll try to be more patient with morons.

I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.

I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet - I want to know who the morons are.

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

I don’t wanna die, man. They’re not playing. Have you seen how many of them are out there? One just took a shot at me, so unlike you morons, I’m hiding. Hiding is nice. (Vik)

Are you going to shoot me?' Vengeous sneered. 'I wouldn't be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

Every great thinker is someone else's moron.

You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.

...the moron who thought love was forever.

So, too, if, to our surprise, we should meet one of these morons whose remarks are so conspicuous a part of the folklore of the world of the radio--remarks made without using either the tongue or the brain, spouted much like the spoutings of small whales--we should recognize him as below the level of nature but not as below the level of the imagination.

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What kind of moron would go to work for half the amount of money, when they could sit at home and collect what's written in a contract?

For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.

Scobe's Eighth Law: The moron will enter the single deck game when the count is sky high and the dealer is deciding whether or not to shuffle. The morons's entrance will convince the dealer that it's time to shuffle. You will now face a new deck with your biggest bet out and the pit boss watching closely.

We are told No, you're unimportant, you're peripheral - get a degree, get a job, get a this, get that, and then you're a player. You don't even want to play that game. You want to reclaim your mind and get it out of the hands of the cultural engineers who want to turn you into a half-baked moron consuming all this trash that's being manufactured out of the bones of a dying world.

If the regular length of a shot is increased, one becomes bored, but if you keep on making it longer, a new quality emerges, a special intensity of attention.' At first there can be a friction between our expectations of time and Tarkovsky-time and this friction is increasing in the twenty-first century as we move further and further away from Tarkovsky-time towards moron-time in which nothing can last—and no one can concentrate on anything—for longer than about two seconds.

How was I to know your pet was a god-killer? What kind of idiot ties herself down to one of his kind? (Dionysus) Well, gee, what was I supposed to do? Hook up with Mr. All-powerful God-killer or get myself a Mardi Gras float and hang out with him? (She pointed to Camulus, who looked extremely offended by her comment.) You’re such a moron. No wonder you’re the patron god of drunken frat boys. (Artemis)

All that self-expression has just created a generation of morons, hooked on an endless appetite for rubbish.

I think a lot of female actors have a real fear of not looking their best. They learn to prize their vanity over a role in which they have to look like a moron. They're worried they'll damage their sex appeal. Thankfully, I have no problem looking like a moron!

If Edgar Allan Poe were alive today, his agent would be constantly slapping him upside the head with tightly rolled copies of his brilliant short stories and novelettes, yelling, 'Full-length novels, you moron! Pay attention! What's the matter with you -- are you shooting heroin or something? Write for the market! No more of this midlength 'Fall of the House of Usher' crap

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife. You insult her intelligence if you assume that a mere slogan and a few vapid adjectives will persuade her to buy anything. She wants all the information you can give her.