Stupid People Quotes

There were a couple of times I wondered whether I was going to get a pink slip.

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet - I want to know who the morons are.

I most fear stupid people. Stupid people will do anything. Truly smart people will do only what is logical for them to do.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.

Religion is designed for stupid people. Science is designed for stupid people who are embarrassed by their stupidity, who want to do something about it.

Only stupid people don't change their minds.

Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them.

Don't waste your love on stupid people. Anyone stupid enough to deny or reject it-in the midst of the Love Depression we're in-does not deserve it.

Obama says we need more firemen, more policemen, more teachers. Did he not get the message of Wisconsin? The American people did. It's time for us to cut back on government and help the American people.

The Chinese are not stupid people. They're very smart people. They told me very, very distinctly that they cannot believe how stupid our representatives are in the United States. They cannot believe that they can continue to take all our jobs - you know, through the manipulation of the currency, of their currency, they make it almost impossible for our great companies to compete.

A brainiac notices everything, an ignoramus comments about everything.

One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

Smart people sometimes get stupid, but stupid people never get smart. Never. Ever. 'You can come down the evolutionary ladder,' Chon has observed to Ben and O; 'you can't climb up.

I never heard tell of any clever man that came of entirely stupid people.

It's the horsey-shape piece that moves in an L shape. It's what makes chess complicated, and why stupid people can't play chess. Go play checkers! Knights are the first piece you look at. They elevate the game. No chess master wants to lose her knights.

Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.

I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.

If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

If monotony tries me, and I cannot stand drudgery; if stupid people fret me and little ruffles set me on edge; if I make much of the trifles of life, then I know nothing of Calvary love.

When you look at obesity in the United States, clearly it is not a bunch of stupid people. It has nothing to do with intelligence. Sometimes people who are dealing with issues of obesity and compulsive eating know more than I will ever know about nutrition, metabolism, and exercise, because they have studied it. But clearly the real problem, and therefore the real solution, is on another level of consciousness, and that is where the spiritual work comes in.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

I went to a number of women's groups and said, "Can you help us find folks," and they brought us whole binders full of women.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.

We're free out here, really free for the first time. We're floating, literally. Gravity can't bow our backs or break our arches or tame our ideas. You know, it's only out here that stupid people like us can really think. The weightlessness gets our thoughts and we can sort them. Ideas grow out here like nowhere else - it's the right environment for them. Anyone can get into space, if he wants to hard enough. The ticket is a dream.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes.

it came to me, as we sat there, glumly ordering lunch, that for extremely stupid people anti-Semitism was a form of intellectuality, the sole form of intellectuality of which they were capable. It represented, in a rudimentary way, the ability to make categories, to generalize.

Why is it that the uneducated minds always criticize the brilliant minds?

I'm not sure if you can blame everything on the American way of life, but the United States are big. So, if you have a lot of people there, the percentage of stupid people is bound to be higher.

Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.

This is probably the advantage of being stupid. Stupid people just do. We tend to overthink. If we could eliminate the “over” and just think, then we could do, too. Only we’d be smarter doers because we’d be thinkers.

Metallica's the only band i've ever been in. I'm not sure that when it ends in five, ten years, I'm going to put an ad in the paper saying, 'stupid drummer looking for stupid people to play music with,' Metallica is it and I think when that ceases, that's it.

Think of the beginning of the story of the beginning of everything: Adam (without Eve and without divine guidance) names the animals. Continuing his work, we call stupid people bird-brained, cowardly people chickens, fools turkeys. Are these the best names we have to offer? If we can revise the notion of women coming from a rib, can’t we revise our categorizations of the animals that, draped with barbecue sauce, end up as the ribs on our dinner plates — or for that matter, the KFC in our hands?

I saw more stupid people in graduate school and three decades in academia than I ever did who ran 100 acres without going broke.

But space travel can't ease the pressure on a planet grown too crowded not even with today's ships and probably not with any future ships-because stupid people won't leave the slopes of their home volcano even when it starts to smoke and rumble. What space travel does do is drain off the best brains: those smart enough to see a catastrophe before it happens, and with the guts to pay the price-abandon home, wealth, friends, relatives, everything-and go. That's a tiny fraction of one percent. But that's enough.