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I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.
Sep 14, 2025
A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.
A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.
Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with trifles. We are conquered if we try too conscientiously not to sin at all. So when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to.
Beer is made by men, wine by God.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
They who drink beer will think beer.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
I drink to make other people interesting.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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