Three Stooges Quotes

Don't you dare hit me in the head, you know I'm not normal!

Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.

Every time you think, you weaken the nation.

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.

The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children

Ever since I was a little kid, I was competitive.

A simple job for simple people.

Growing up, I missed the whole 'Three Stooges' thing. Either they weren't on the station in my hometown, or we hadn't bought a TV set yet, or they came to town too late for me. I'm pretty sure that at the right age, I would have loved them.

I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf.

All for one; one for all.

I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.

I'm grew up a huge fan of The Three Stooges and Monty Python, so somebody getting slapped in the face with a fish, or falling out of a chair, or running into a door, or tripping over their own feet and eating it, is all stuff I find really, really funny.

Three has always been tougher than Two. Think of any of your famous threesomes. The Three Stooges? Look at the anger there. My bet is that before Curly was born, Moe and Larry could play together for hours without even a single poke in the eye. Huey, Dewey, and Louie? Donald Duck never had a moment's peace. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? I rest my case.

What else don’t women like besides the Three Stooges? Tom Waits. Being hurt physically or emotionally.

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!

I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!

There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.